holy balls

Last night was nucking futs holy shit.
I honestly do not even know where to begin. My Darcy is gone now :(
Poor guy, if he felt anything even close to what I did at 8 AM when we dropped him off at the Greyhound knowing I had to sit on that fucking bus for 8 hours I'd have wanted to kill myself.

Ok back to last night.
Met a member of Hedley he was giving me drunky come fuck me eyes I just shook his hand and walked away after Darcy introduced us then Darc comes running up behind me and was like, "Kelly THAT GUY IS IN HEDLEY!" I'm like.. "really? hmm"
Band at the bar was Sweet Tequila and their name is quite easy to figure out why it was chosen because the lead singer bought like half the bar tequila shots I did one and almost barfed all over the bar. My lordy tequila is so nasty. He knows my sister so I hung out with him for a bit for the night.
Then while out for a smoke Darcy saw a cute boy and was like lets go say hi! So running he dragged me over to him and a butch-ish looking girl they loved us right away.
Then I don't understand what happened a couple hours after that, I went out for a smoke the girl was out there so I stood beside her and the cops are there and she's laughing at her friend being patted down by the piggies and I was like wahh? Finish my cancer stick and head towards the door to go back in and this bitch piggy yells and me and Darcy saying we aren't allowed back in. Even the bouncers looked confused as fuck because we weren't being shit disturbers AT ALL. So I hate the po-po in PG now.
OH and I fucking hate the dick wad bar tenders that lie to customers about the debit machine being broken just so they can squeeze every lasy penny out of you. UGH. One girl let me use it, ten minutes laster I go up again and a diff girl said no its broken I'm like yeah no it is not I just used it.

Its making me mad all over again.
Fast forward to this morning woke up still drunk and loaded on my sleeping pills went to McDonalds now I've got the always lovely McShits. Get home, scarf a Michelina's in bed half passing out in it it was gross. I'm so classy.

I want the fucking photos Darc and I took.
I digress, I think I want to eat more food then another assplosion then another nap.
Bikes are insured now so lucky Kelly gets to go for a ride with the gang so excited. First time on a bike a few days again.

I'm not drinking for a month I'm sick of this shit.

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