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Thursday, July 29, 2010

where do we go now

SHOPPING!
Only 12 bucks for the skirt I was in love at first sight.

Mother Pucker was cheaper, makes your lips literally feel like they are vibrating for about 20 minutes, no plumping though. The Lip Venom is almost 20 bucks for a teeny tiny tube but worth it, smells spicy and actually gets the job done, the tingle doesn't last as long though :( Was seriously on the fence with the french manicure shit, didn't think I had the skills. I was right.


This was no easy fucking feat guys it was hell actually

Lasts ten days my ASS its already chipping. But turned out not too bad.



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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

can't you just play along with me?

Folks who stumble across this piece of shit, comment will you! Spanx




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so you forget yourself, well its a foolish day for you



I am so so very hair confused. I love the color it is now, its perfect for summer but do I go back to au natural

minus the fat I had of course duh

Or do I go back to red/blonde?

So many choices.

Hey guys guess what!


Happy Birthday my beautiful beautiful neice, Destiny!!!!!!! Auntie wishes with all her heart she could be there for your special 7th Birthday!!!
God I can't believe my girl is getting so big and old! Not fair.


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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

do you feel the way you hate do you hate the way you feel


Didn't get a single wedding photo, oh well you can just imagine what my dress looked like. It was such a gong show with a drunk dude hitting on me, putting his arm around me while Cottonball was RIGHT there me throwing said dude off me lots of beer and champs and wine and Jager bombs ugh I was so drunk by the end of the night I could not fucking stand I think boyfriend had to carry me to bed or was that the next morning when I was too hungover to remember to breathe? Whateeever weddings are fun and I like free booze. I have nothing else to say here's more camping photos and oh right I got my period twice this month never happened before I'm the most regular woman ever I swear going to doc today to find out if its my pill or just a side effect of all the other pills I have to take.

Won every game.

You can just call me Kurt.



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Friday, July 23, 2010

hold on little girl, show me what he's done to you

Its official my little shitlings, I and my new man are in love! Ahh it feels so good to say those words to someone again, and someone so very special and vonderful. Le sighhhhhhh

And now for the new tattoos:

Just the stencil, my mom read/saw it and flipped out - she don't get shit man.

I love camping. But last night scared me. Can't tell you.


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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

i wish i was half electronic

Alone alone alone. Most manic when I'm alone. Alone for another 3 and a half hours buhfuck.
Getting tattoos tomorrow excited talked to my booze councillor about it she laughed at me and my impulsive stupid spontaneity.
What beats blueberry muffins - sex.

gitty gitty little school girl

I am going to be an astute personal pornotographer

Tell me how you shut them up

three times I took this picture. 3 is my favorite number. 3 is how many drinks I have on the go. I should stop drinking coffee.

Who doesn't want 5 more minutes in bed?


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Monday, July 19, 2010

doesn't anybody want to take another shot at me, the gun is loaded and the bullets are free


This will be one of my new tattoos:



One other I am getting is another Vonnegut quote - "how nice - to feel nothing at all, and still get full credit for being alive".
Then a daffodil on my left shoulder or right top forearm.

NOW I get why Cottonball calls me Knob Goblin. Dirty sluts.

I want to say it to you so badly. I scream it in my head everytime you pull me so close. The soft dewey scent of your skin after sex I wear as my new perfume. I want you. I care about you. If you only knew how much I am yours.


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Sunday, July 18, 2010

crazy miss daisy

Maaaaanic damn coffee forgetting to take my pills. Hah
More B-day photos


Fubar laughing histerically trying to get a nice picture of us.

The fuck were you doing Lori?


New tattoos on Wednesday YAY!
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