Bye bye fuck hole Edmonton, you can blow me.

So I'm back in BC, in PG to be exact. Don't ask 'cause I don't want to tell you.
conversations with Jamie (my favoite time of the day) I spelled that wrong on purpose.
Kelly - is it bad to sometimes look at photos of yourself and think, "damn I'm kind of fuckable."?
James - nope
Kelly - k just making sure I'm not too narcissistic but just the right amount.
James - haha, as long as you don't let it go to your head. Its the right amount. Paris Hilton is a prime example of how to go to far. shes not attractive and she thinks shes the hottest shit thats graced this earth
Kelly - Oh I don't think I'm like, hot hot shit I just sometimes think to myself with the voice of Buffalo Bill in my head, "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard."
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