I think the East Indian folks that own the liquor store across the street are giving me a complex because we just went to a new liquor store and I was so hideously surprised at the not getting a discount I just don't know anymore. White guys no longer like white girls I guess? I'm not racist I swear I just think I'm hotter than I am 'cause I'm drunk all the time I suppose. Oh and fyi, I'm working on getting gloriously fat I'll keep all updated on that.
And now for a few words from the Mr...
Well i guess all i have to say is this past few months have been some of the worst for us goal and achievement wise. Money has been tight bills are tough to pay. Who doesnt have these problems though. through the stress weve been getting alone pretty well though i must say, something i didnt expect thats for sure. Thing should be looking up soon though oil rigs coming up ill be gone leaving my insane wife behind so watch out. she'll be posting and farting every day that i am gone. On the flip side i did prove to her i could catch my penis between my legs and wag it like a tail....not that this is appropriate...video to come haha.
So FYI folks black is me red is Bill.
I know I am more interesting but be nice to him :)
Here's Bill's sister and my best friend soon to be sister in law drunk story telling
_posted by kelly and billy
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