Just Kelly now you lucky badgers

Monday, December 28, 2009

apple apple juice juice west ed mall frying pan





Certainly one of the most interesting holidays of my short time on Earth. Saw the biological squirt for the first time in about 5 years. Saw me niece also. She turned into such a sweet beautiful girl. She held my hand pretty well the whole 3 hours we were in West Ed Mall. Never going back there, fuck, 30 minutes I was shaking with anxiety being in such a huge place with so many ass tool people. D - my niece - took an immediate liking to Bill. Wanted to sit beside him in the vehicle on the way home instead of beside me. Yeah I mean there was no stingy jealously there with that one what so ever.

It was a fine day, got some free lunch and a beer discount from the Liquor Bay across the street. Crawled into the truck with Bill and told him how I got the 6 pack a dollar and a couple cents off and he asked if I sucked some East Indian cock for it. I said yeah, "it took me two minutes to get the beer, smile, pay, AND give head". He says, "just checking."


Been talking a lot about having a baby lately. More on that later. MUCH later.

Here is an almost soft core almost provocative almost married photo for your non enjoyment till then...
How about we play Where's Waldo and by Waldo I mean Penis.


Oh and come see Daybreakers with us?

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

eyeliner and cigarettes

So ladies and gents, it's boxing day. Beer is about the only thing that is not on sale at the moment, fuck you East Indian liqour store owners. Christmas was interesting. We had corn dogs and chicken and corn for dinner, classy meal if you ask me.
badass you are a dick of the universe. badass my ASS.
I had Christmas sex, how about you?

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

a chihuahua? is that what they gave me?

Funny story.

I am home alone with my cat drinking (already drunk) and watching Much More Musics 50 best videos of the 00s and the apostrophe key on the laptop is not working. Not the story but a few weeks ago I was in the liquor store across the street from our building and as I handed the guy behind the counter my I.D and a 20 he takes my I.D and swipes it thinking it is a debit card. I laughed and said, "uhhh... that is the I.D you just asked me for the 20 is right here" as I pick it up off the counter and wave it around in front of him. Good times.



Hey honey! I have a present for you in the morning... the Lucky farts!



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Lucky

Things are different, things are great.
Engaged, living in lick town Edmonton.

Welcome to the new grilled... the almost married life blog written by:

myself

...and Bill








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